NATHAN: It’s a girl! Brooke. You okay?
BROOKE: Yeah. I’m just so happy for you guys.
HALEY: Oh, I remember the night I told your dad you were gonna be you. He was gonna have a son.
JAMIE: Remember that, dad?
NATHAN: Yeah. I had six turnovers at the time. You’re not allowed to do that either.
JAMIE: Dad, do you remember when I was born?
NATHAN: Yeah. I sure do.
(flashback)
HALEY: You’re a dad!
NATHAN: You did so good. We have a son. We have a son.
HALEY: Welcome to the world, James Lucas Scott.
NATHAN: Oh. He’s so beautiful.
HALEY: Hey, look at you! That looks awesome! High five. Ha-ha.
JAMIE: Thanks. Did you have fun at your party?
HALEY: I did. I missed you, though. And I think the baby did, too.
JAMIE: Yeah, dad said you were gonna name her after grandma.
HALEY: Mm-hmm.
JAMIE: I think that’s pretty cool. I made her a present.
HALEY: You did? ”To Lydia - I can’t wait to play catch with you. Love, your big brother Jamie.” She’s gonna love it. And she’s gonna love having you as a big brother. Come here.
NATHAN: You killed it up there, buddy. I am so proud of you.
JAMIE: Thank you.
NATHAN: Oh, and by the way, Clay said he’s sorry he had to miss it. He’s out checking in with some clients, and he couldn’t get back in time because of the storm.
JAMIE: That’s all right.
NATHAN: But I know he’s gonna be proud of you. Now, what do you say we get out of here before this storm gets us, too?
JAMIE: Actually, I was hoping that I could go back to town with Chuck and Madison. Ms. Lauren said she’d take us.
NATHAN: Well, second place. Also known as the first loser. You should be ashamed of yourself, you know that? As a matter of fact, why don’t you walk home in the rain and think about how badly you screwed up?
JAMIE: Grampa Dan?
NATHAN: Nice call.
MISS LAUREN: Jamie, your word is “entrepreneur.”
HALEY: Ohh.
NATHAN: No, no, no, he’s got this. He corrected this on my last paper for class.
HALEY: Really?
NATHAN: Mm-hmm.
JAMIE: “Entrepreneur.” E-n-t…r-e-p…r-e-n…u-e-r. “Entrepreneur.”
NATHAN: Yes!
MISS LAUREN: I’m sorry. That’s incorrect.
HALEY: Ooh.
NATHAN: Jamie’s a great tutor.
JAMIE: “Tutor.” T-u-t-o-r. “Tutor.”
NATHAN: There’s an “o” in “tutor”?
HALEY: Mm-hmm.
NATHAN: Man, he’s even a genius in his sleep.
NATHAN: How was the concert?
HALEY: Mm.It was great.Erin was awesome.How was class?
NATHAN: Outside animals can’t fart inside.
HALEY: What?
NATHAN: It’s gonna be okay.Jamie’s a great tutor.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY